I'm a nice customer. You all know me. I'm the one who never complains, no matter what kind of service I get.
I'll go into a restaurant and sit quietly while the waiters and waitresses gossip and never bother to ask if anyone has taken my order. Sometimes a party that came in after I did gets my order, but I don't complain. I just wait.
And when I go to a store to buy something, I don't throw my weight around. I try to be thoughtful of the other person. If a snooty salesperson gets upset because I want to look at several things before making up my mind, I'm just as polite as can be. I don't believe rudeness in return is the answer.
I never kick. I never nag. I never criticise. And I wouldn't dream of making a scene, as I've seen some people do in public places. I think that's uncalled for. No, I'm the nice customers. And I'll tell you who else I am.
I'm the customer who never comes back!
- Author Unknown
(but nice customer)